goodmorning's Diaryland Diary

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a very sad thing about kittens

ok. i have something pretty serious to discuss here today, kids. PEOPLE ARE THROWING KITTENS OUT OF CARS ON I-35. it says so right on the big billboard just before 35th street. (ok, i'm totally making that location up, as anyone who knows about my navigational abilities has already guessed. i do know that it's visible from the interstate on the trip from north austin to south austin, which i make often. i am always going to south austin, because i live there, just off of the ghetto. anyway.) ok. let me repeat that. KITTENS ARE BEING THROWN OUT OF CARS ON I-35.

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who are these people and why are they still alive? let me just tell you that if i ever get my hands on them...oh, the billboard, which by the way was put up by the humane society, assures that they will be arrested but let me just tell you! if i ever get my hands on one of those motherfuckers, i don't know what i will do to him/her, but it will be painful and in the end, i will be selling fresh organs on the black market. justice and rent money.

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ok, you're laughing now, ha ha, she's going to kill those motherfucking animal abusers and hahaha...sell the organs...she is so cute when she is angry...no no my friend. i am going to fucking fuck up those motherfucking fuck-fucks.

two am - 8th october

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